:Something Completely Different:

\"him of eagumstod ligge gelicost leoht unfaegr\"

Stand beside these able-bodied menfolk as they go Hauling the Viking ship Krampmacken : Krampmacken, Gotland home page

Or visit this man, who dons a very unique pair of \"trousers\".

Those females who have the gift will truly enjoy translating the Viking-Runic Hávamál poetry from a Polynesian-Samoan style tattoo on a taut male waist, hindquarters & thighs.

\"Cattle die, kinsmen die
all men are mortal.
Words of praise will never perish
nor a noble name.\"
: : und : :
\"I dreamed myself a dream tonight,
of silk and honest cloth.\"

Nice, ja? More? See Kunsten på Kroppen.
Additional poetry in tattoo format can be found at Quote Garden. If you enjoyed viewing the Viking body art, more can be found hier, hier, hier, hier, hier und hier.

Read the short story of a Viking male who plans to kidnap a Mayan female from the Yucatán... in Viking Love by Marta Palos.

\"You taste salty,\" she laughed.
He kissed her on the mouth.
\"You taste like papaya.\"

\"I think I love you,\" she said.

And I\'m a Viking, he said to himself.
And I\'m going to kidnap you from Yucatán.

Der katjes van Viking!

:: Der Techno-Viking ::

Der Techno-Viking says...
:: \"They\'re taking the Hobbits to Isengard\" ::

Der Techno-Viking says...
:: \"Beat It!\" ::

Der Techno-Viking vs.
Der Dramatic Chipmunk...
:: Danke, Chipmunkius Domitius ::

\"And now for something completely different..\"

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