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What Planet Are You From?

You Are: 10% Dog, 90% Cat

You are are almost exactly like a cat.
You\'re intelligent, independent, and set on getting your way.
And there\'s no way you\'re going to fetch a paper for anyone!

Are You More Cat or Dog?

You Are Grape

You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that.
People know you as a straight shooter. You\'re very honest, even when the truth hurts.
You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you. You don\'t care what people think of you.
People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it\'s this honesty that makes you a very innovative person.

What Color Purple Are You?

You Are Unique

The Scientist

You have a head for ideas - and you are good at improving systems.
Logical and strategic, you prefer for everything in your life to be organized.
You tend to be a bit skeptical. You\'re both critical of yourself and of others.
Independent and stubborn, you tend to only befriend those who are a lot like you.

You would make an excellent scientist, engineer, or archaeologist.

What\'s Your Personality Type?

Your IQ Is 190

Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average

Your General Knowledge is Genius

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

This beautiful blue plaque is a treasure. It was created for me by CeeCee Ramesses - a kindness that will never be forgotten.

FOR KOSHKA...

Flash of thought fuelled,
Fraught with inspiration,
Taught by heart to sing and soul,
To understand: I miss your holy hands.
Thoughts turn to dross in absence,
Thicker than a mist,
Lips cannot speak for dry of absent kiss,
Arms do not fold back nor incline;
The mind is webbed,
The flesh is vacant of caress,
The fingers, cold with the memory of impress.
If I could scent your hair, once more,
And tune me to your walk,
Could taste the light and dark of you again,
And talk to the laughter of your eyes,
And twine the tall silk smooth of you about my brow,
Like rainspill on the bough.
I need no longer muse myself,
To sleep and wake to day,
And say your name and see your face,
And still find you away...

(For Koshka the soul of my soul... written by Roger of Lunel. During the 1st Crusade, 1099).

The Sepats & Their Gods

Sepat Gods of Upper Egypt

(Under construction)

#	Name (English)	Name (Egyptian)	Location	Capital	God
1		Ta-Sety	First Cataract of the Nile to Gebel el-Silsila	Elephantine	Isis at Philae Khnemu Satet Anuket Harsiesis Sobek
2	Throne of Horus	Thes-hor	Edfu area	Apollinopolis Magna	Horus-Behdety
3	Shrine	Ten	Hierakonoplis to north of Esna	Nekheb / Esna	Horus of Nekhen Nekhebet Khnemu Menhyt Neith
4	Sceptre	Uast	Armant and the Theban area	Thebes	Amon Mut Khonsu Montu Sobek
5	Two Falcons	Herui	Area around Koptos	Koptos	Min Seth
6	Crocodile	Aa-ta	Most of the east to west bend of the Nile	Dendera	Hathor
7	Sistrum	Seshesh	The Nile\'s return to its South-North direction around Nag Hammadi	House of Horus	Bat Hathor
8	Great Land	Abt	Area around Abydos	Abydos / This	Khentamentiu Osiris Onuris
9	Min	Min	Area around Akhmim	Apu	Min
10a, 10b?	Cobra	Uatchet	North of Qaw el-Kebir	Aphroditopolis	Seth of Tjebu Mihos Hathor
11	Seth	Set	Smallest nome in Egypt on west bank of Nile near Deir Rifa	Hypsele	Seth Khnemu
12	Viper Mount	Tu-f	East bank of Nile around Deir el-Gebrawi opposite Asyut	Antaeopolis	Anti Horus
13	Upper Sycamore and Viper	Atef-anpu-khent	West bank of Nile around Asyut	Lycopolis	Wepwawet Anubis
14	Lower Sycamore and Viper	Atef-pehu	Vicinity of Meir and Cusae	Cusae	Hathor
15	Hare	Un	Area around el-Ashmunein and Antinopolis, including el-Amarna	Hermopolis	Thoth The Ogdoad Aten
16	Oryx	Meh-mahetch	From Beni Hasan to north of el-Minya	Hipponon	Pakhet Horus
17	Jackal	Anpu	Vicinity of Samalut	Cynopolis	Anubis
18	Anti	Sep	East bank of Nile including el-Hiba to opposite el-Lahun	Alabastronpolis	Anti Seth
19	TwoSceptres	Uab	West bank of Nile from el-Bahnasa (Oxyrhynchus) to Biba	Oxyrhynchus	Seth
20	Southern Sycamore	Atef-khent	West bank of Nile around Benu Suef	Herakleopolis Magna	Heryshaf Khnemu Her-shefi
21	Lower Laurel/Northern Sycamore	Ta- She	West bank of Nile around Faiyum, el-Wasta and Meidum	Shedyet	Sobek Khnemu
22	Knife	Maten	Northernmost nome of Upper Egypt stretching along east desert from Atfih towards Memphis	Aphroditopolis	Hathor

Sepat Gods of Lower Egypt

#	Name (English)	Name (Egyptian)	Location	Capital	God
1	White Wall	Aneb-Hetch	Memphis area	Memphis	Ptah Sokar Apis
2	Foreleg	Khensu	Southwest Delta apex	Letopolis	Horus Kherty
3	West	Ament	Northwest Delta flanking Libyan desert	Apis	Hathor
4	Southern Shield	Sapi-res	Southwest Delta	Tceqa	Neith Sobek Isis Amon
5	Northern Shield	Sap-meh	Sais area to coast	Sais	Neith
6	Mountain Bull	Kaset	Mid-Delta to coast	Xois	Re Amon-Re
7	Western Harpoon	Ament	Northwest Delta along Rosetta branch of the Nile	Senti-nefert	Ha
8	Eastern Harpoon	Abt	East Delta along Wadi Tummilat to Bitter Lakes	Succoth	Atum
9	Andjety	Ati	Mid-Delta to Busiris	Busiris	Osiris
10	Black Ox	Ka-qem	Southeast Delta around Athribis	Athribis	Horus
11	Ox-count	Ka-heseb	Mid-east Delta	Cabasus	Shu Tefnut Mihos Isis
12	Calf and Cow	Theb-ka	Northeast Delta from Sebennytos to coast	Sebennytos	Onuris
13	Prospering Sceptre	Heq-at	South-east Delta apex	Heliopolis	Atum Iusaas Mnevis Re
14	Foremost of the East	Khent-abt	East frontier Delta to Pelusium beyond modern Port Said	Sile	Seth Horus
15	Ibis	Tehut	Northeast Delta along Damietta branch of the Nile	Hermopolis	Thoth
16	Fish	Kha?	Northeast Delta from Mendes to coast	Mendes	Banebdjedet Hatmehyt
17	Behdet	Sam-behutet	Northeast Delta coast west of Damietta branch of the Nile	Diospolis	Horus-Behdety Amon-Re
18	Prince of the South	Am-khent	Northeast Delta around Bubastis	Bubastis	Bastet
19	Prince of the North	Am-pehu	Northeast Delta incorporating Tanis	Tanis	Wadjet
20	Plumed Falcon of Sopedu	Sept	Northeast Delta above Wadi Tummilat	Qesem	Sopdet