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May 7 , 2007
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i need a vacation
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Posted at 19:00 EST
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oh, that's right-i just had one. damn. |
March 27 , 2007
ever wait so long to clean out your fridge you find things that look like they have hair? what's that brown mush in the bottom of the crisper? ancient onion? rotten apple? do you dare smell it? and what is that way in the back? celery with rigor mortis? UFOS--unidentified food objects. |
March 19 , 2007
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fever and chills
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Posted at 23:00 EST
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ughhh...too sick to post. |
March 15 , 2007
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beware the ides of march!
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Posted at 21:00 EST
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no one tried to stab me to death today; however, i did rip a nail off. ouch! i got a gift check in the mail-that was pretty lucky. i guess my ides was ok after all was done. |
March 7 , 2007
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they're coming to take me away...
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Posted at 18:00 EST
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i was in such a bad mood today i thought i was going to need an exercism. luckily i've planned a girls only trip to san antonio with a friend. i've got to get away from here soon or i'm going to have to check in at the looney bin. i need a drink. |
February 24 , 2007
i'm so tired if my husband tried to have sex with me he'd be guilty of necrophilia. |
February 5 , 2007
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dirty underwear
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Posted at 20:00 EST
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"If I had known I was going to have an accident I would have put on a clean dress!" My Dad told me about a woman he had observed at the scene of an accident. He thought it was humorous because obviously if she had known she was going to have an accident she wouldn't have gotten in the car to begin with.
My Mother gave me cleanliness advice--always have on clean underwear--in case you are in a wreck. I miss her. |
January 25 , 2007
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a real friend will tell you if you have a booger in your nose
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Posted at 22:00 EST
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friends are precious-true friends that is. it takes a true friend to tell you when you are a complete screw up or pick you up off your ass when you've fallen on it. |
January 20 , 2007
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peach bellinis
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Posted at 18:00 EST
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a monster has been created. i've discovered alcohol. i used to be a non-drinker, but got a wild hair over the holidays while at the carosel bar in n.o. la. now i'm trying everything. last night it was peach bellinis. my kitchen has a fully stocked bar. but, no i haven't gotten drunk. it seems i am immune as was my father. |
January 18 , 2007
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first day
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Posted at 21:00 EST
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just got curious to see what was up at my old stomping grounds. it's been years, but i used to get a kick out of all the people i met. i often wonder what they are up to now. i once found myself chatting with 4 attorneys who just happened to be history buffs.
my birthday is next week jan 24th if anyone is interested in wishing me a happy one! |
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