I dunno how I did it, but mousy me, the anti-social recluse, actually accepted Antonia's invitation, tied to a stone thru my window while I was working away with Sin on our lovely little article on "Dumuzi Feeds Inanna's Sheep," to come join their Roman orgy! The menu & wine list alone would stagger a bull! Mind you, it wasn't as orgiastic as it looks or sounds, and I escaped with my "honor" intact. And this little plaque to prove that I did it! (And, oh yes, "Sin," by the way is no sinner. He's Sin Assurbanipal, and he's as celibate and sinless as a Mesopotamian holy man and scribe could be.)