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June 19 , 2005
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The Parrot Joke
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Posted at 14:00 EST
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have
two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them
in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to
praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase
in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered
her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary
beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.....
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi,
we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been
answered." |
April 27 , 2005
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The Sacred Island
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Posted at 13:00 EST
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 Trios of Delos  The Golden Palm of Delos
It was in a cold climate that I came to dwell upon the the sacred shores.
Now we prepare to celibrate the return of the gods of the island to their place of birth.
I shall open a shop in the agora of the Italiens. Here I will cater to the ladies of fashion who visit the island.
I will call my shop...'The Elephant's Trunk'. |
February 18 , 2005
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True Elephant Tale
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Posted at 06:00 EST
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 The Maha Raja
From the unbelievable chaos of the Tsunami disaster comes an incredible tale from Jim France of the Pavilion Hotel Group:
in a resort on Phuket, one of the most popular attractions is (was) elephant rides. As many as eight people ride one elephant, first into the surrounding forest, then down to the beach, to lunch at a fresh water lagoon, then back to the hotel.
The elephants (nine) were kept chained to in-ground posts, not because they needed to be, but because it made the mothers feel better as their children seemed safe from a tromping when feeding the beasts. About twenty minutes before the first wave hit, the elephants became extremely agitated and unruly. Four had just returned from a trip and their handlers had not yet chained them. They helped the other five tear free from their chains.
They all then climbed a hill and started bellowing. Many people followed them up the hill. Then the waves hit. After the waves subsided,the elephants charged down from the hill,and started picking up children with their trunks and running them back up the hill; when all the children were taken care of, they started helping the adults.
They rescued forty-two people. Then, they returned to the beach and carried up four dead bodies, one of a child. Not until the task was done would they allow their handlers to mount them. Then, with handlers atop, they began moving wreckage.
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December 6 , 2004
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Hare Krishna!
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Posted at 18:00 EST
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Hare Hare! Today while conducting
busines at the bazarre, I was set upon by thugees. They have me bound and gaged and they are threatening to hold me for ransome!
I fear for my very life! |
May 2 , 2004
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Bombay Dreams
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Posted at 12:00 EST
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April 30 , 2004
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Know thyself_
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Posted at 12:00 EST
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April 19 , 2004
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Shibui
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Posted at 12:00 EST
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This word came to my consiousness this morning, and I remembered the impression it left on me many years ago.
The Indian Sari
Now all of the fashions in the above link are not shibui. Some are, because of the color and the classic statement. I was looking for shibui color when I found this.
MIRABAI |
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