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June 17 , 2004
Recipes Posted at 19:00 EST
Southern Man Gumbo


4 chicken leg quarters, 3 smoked susage links-cut into pieces, salt and pepper to taste, 2 tablespoons gumbo file spice, 1 tablsespoon thyme, 2 tablespoons parsley, 1 can chicken stock, 1 chicken bouillon cube, 1/2 bell pepper-chopped, 1 medium onion-chopped, 3 cloves garlic-chopped, 2 stalks celery-chopped, 15-20 okras cut into pieces, 1 cup flour, 1/2-3/4 cup vegetable oil,


Boil chicken for 45 minutes in water and chicken stock. As boiling add: onion, parsley, thyme, bouillon cube, and garlic. When the chicken is done, debone and set aside. Keep stock boiling. Make a roux by filling skillet with about 1/4' with vegetable oil and add 1 cup of flour. Stir constantly until the roux is chocolate brown in color and the consistancy of tomato paste. DO NOT BURN! Add the roux to the boiling stock a spoonful at a time, stirring constantly. Add okra, sausage, de-boned chicken, gumbo file, and salt and pepper if needed. You can add cayenne pepper or hot sauce to taste also. Continue cooking on medium heat for about twenty minutes. Serve over white white rice


Chicken Wings with Vegetables


Bunch of chicken wings, Salt and pepper, vegetable Cooking oil, 1 package of frozen okra, 2 onions, 1 small box of frozen lima beans, 1 tablespoon tomato paste, 2 or 3 tablespoons of orange juice for taste,


Lightly brown chicken wings in skillet with salt and pepper. Drain off oil, but leave a little bit. Add the okra until a little cooked and then add chopped onions and lima beans. Let everything get brown. .Add tomato paste and orange juice. Cover and simmer it for about 10-15 minutes and chicken is tender. Serve with rice.


Southern Man Jambalaya


1/8 cup vegetable oil, 1 green pepper- chopped,1 medium onion - chopped, two tomatoes- diced, 2 stalks celery- diced, 12 mushrooms- sliced, 2 large chicken breasts- diced, 3 smoked sausage links (andouille prefered)- chopped, 1 10 oz. can chicken broth, 1 10 oz. can tomato sauce, ½ small can tomato paste, 4 cloves garlic- chopped, 2 chicken bouillon cubes, 3 tablespoons parsley, 1 tablespoons Thyme, 4 cups long grain white rice, 1 tablespoon red pepper flakes, salt and pepper to taste,


Brown (in oil) onion, tomatoes, green pepper, celery, mushrooms, chicken, sausage, garlic, parsley, thyme, red pepper flakes, and salt and pepper until onions are transparent and chicken is light brown. Add chicken broth, tomato sauce, tomato paste, bouillon cubes and rice. You can add a smidgen of red or white wine if you are drinking while you are cookin' Let boil then simmer for 30 to 40 minutes until rice is tender. ( You may need to add more water as you go) This makes a huge amount.


Sweet Peas in Roux Over Rice


Vegetable Oil Flour, 1 onion, 1 (17 ounce can) small baby peas, ½ cup water, boiled eggs,


Make rouz with oil and flour until light brown. Add onion and a little bell pepper. Simmer . DO NOT BURN ROUX! Add a little water if it becomes too hot. Cook til onions are transparent. Add peas and water and simmer for about 30 minutes. Slice eggs in cubes and use for garnish on top and serve over rice.


Bananas Foster


*you can substitute peaches, pears, apples, etc. for bananas and use the appropriate liquor. Of course you would change the title.


1/2 stick butter, 1 cup brown sugar, 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, 1/4 cup banana liquor, 4 bananas cut up lengthwise, then halved 1/4 cup dark rum, 4 scoops vanilla ice cream,


Combine butter, sugar and cinnamon in skillet. Place pan over low heat and stir until the sugar dissolves. Stir in banana liquor, then place bananas in pan. When the banana softens, add the rum Continue cooking until hot then tip pan slightly to ignite the rum. When the flames subside, lift the bananas out. Place the bananas and spoon sauce over a scoop of ice cream. Scream madly because this tastes so GOOD!!

August 13 , 2003
ZUCCHINI PANCAKES Posted at 23:55 EST
makes 8-10 small-medium sized pancakes


1 # grated zucchini (2 6" zucchinis).


3 tsp. minced fresh basil or parsley.


2 sliced green onion stems - optional


1/2 cup grated cheese - cheddar or jack or ????


1/4 cup flour - I used wheat, but you could try other kinds. garlic, salt and pepper to taste. I also added oregano. 2 eggs slightly beaten


Mix all ingredients except eggs. Then mix in beaten eggs. Cook in Phrygian on med-high heat.

August 9 , 2003
THERMODYNAMICS OF HELL Posted at 17:53 EST
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.


Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?


Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.


One student, however, wrote the following:


First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.


As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.


Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:


1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.


2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?


If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year that, "...it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.


The student received the only "A" given.

Why? Posted at 14:24 EST
Why do Western people ---
and the Near East Peoples from
whom their religions are derived ---
need a messiah?

Why is their appraisal of the physical world a negative one?

Why do they insist on believing that
ultimate reality is contained in
another, unimaginable realm?

August 8 , 2003
Tofu Choc Pie Posted at 13:20 EST
one 10 once package chocolate chips


one 10.5 oz package of firm Mori-nu silken tofu


2to 3 tablespoons light honey or maple syrup to taste


To make filling:


Heat chips in a double boiler or pan in water until smooth. Add sweetner to melted chips. In a blender or food processor blend the tofu and whip till creamy. Pour filling into pie crest. Ready made gram cracker you can use a pre cooked also. Chill overnight. Easy to make, just don't burn your chips.







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