Surely Rome is more than fruit? Not to Fannia Cassius when Signor Grande is not around. "I have only a few passions in my life, "she was overheard saying, "One is fruit, but it is only a susbtitute for when Signor Grande is not in my company. The other is Signor Grande, so I suppose you could say my passion's one in the same."

It seems Miss Cassuis likes the rounder things in life. But so too does Signor Grande, judging from this paparazzi picture showing just how round he likes his things to be. Especially on Fannia's fanny.

Signor Grande Romulus has defended himself against allegations he slapped around several paparazzi in an unprovoked attack at the Villa Cassius earlier this week, insisting it was the paparazzi that "overstepped" the mark when they cut a large hole in Villa Cassius' fence in order to enter the compound and get pictures of a supposed liasion between Marcus Gaius Cassius' daughter, Fannia and himself. The Cassius family is one of Rome's richest and subject to much scrutiny by Rome's elites. The fact that Marcus Gaius has returned with his daughter from Britannia and she is said to be half savage Brigante intrigues the Roman elite even more. However the real star here is Signor Grande Romulus the most popular man and most eligible bachelor in Rome......not to mention he is considered the Roman man with the most perfect body by all Roman women. The paparazzi instigators were taken into custody by the cohortes urbanae. Stay tuned to this tablet tabloid for further developments.

As a Roman citizen I demand justice! The Paparazzi raided my Villa (my pater's villa really but he is out of the city right now). They swarmed around Signor Grande Romulus who was just there helping me out by feeding my bird. They made inference that he was half-clothed and therefore wasn't just messing with my bird. Well the bird kind of likes him like that(half-clothed that is) and in fact so do I. Besides, it was very HOT weather, I was half-clothed awhile myself in the pool. You don't swim in your clothes you know. How dare they disrupt my quiet life? I had to hide Signor Romulus in my bed before I finally convinced them he had left. Oops... I mean under my bed ;D. If the law won't come in and stop the paparazzi from harassing innocent citizens I am going to take things in my own hands......and take those paparazzi's stylus', wooden plaques and hot wax and shove it up their....well you know where.