Hear ye! Hear ye! *coughs*....welcome to the most Unseemly Court in all the lands that ye may encounter in these worlds of the ancients. Be not afraid...for here ye may encounter dragons of magic, fae of fluttering wings, curmudgeonly tavern-hoppers, knights of boldness bearing mighty swords and wearing stained tunics, druids of prowess in all the mysteries, bards of the smooth silver'd tongue, and even a bar wench or two. Tis not a Court for the weak of heart or those who can't hold their mead...for here you enter into a realm that is far removed from the one you know....then again *coughs* tis one you may be most familiar with.... enter...and enjoy to the fullest.... Void where prohibited. May be too intense for some viewers. No other warranty expressed or implied. If condition persists, consult your physician. Subject to change without notice. Sign here without admitting guilt.